The Jaded Belarus
My name is Natalia and I have the pleasure of being the country of Belarus. Welcome.

{ Hi there! I was the Heart of Europe on gaia, but I missed playing her so, I brought my Natasha to tumblr! Please don't let Scary-chan deter you! I would LOVE to rp! :D }
Hetalia does not belong to me Neither does any of the artwork unless specified.

fuckyeah-animalcrossing:

aonodreamland:

Suzuran aka Lily of The Valley

these are the ‘jacob’s ladder’ that you see in the game! In japan, the name スズラン (suzuran) is a name given to lily of the valley, but when translated to english it becomes jacob’s ladder, hence the apparent translation error.

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Tags »  #flowers~  

blauekornblume:

theheartofeurope:

*The cat offers preventionary measures, not real time insurance. That costs more.*

[thanks, cat]

Did you get the earrings?

*You are welcome, human-*
….
-Did you say something? *Looking up, she was in her sketch book.*

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http://blauekornblume.tumblr.com/post/82861993760/theheartofeurope-blauekornblume

theheartofeurope:

blauekornblume:

theheartofeurope:

blauekornblume:

[we’ve all kissed people we regret]

*Tell me about it-*

[listen here, you. If some people hadn’t sent out mixed signals, some of us wouldn’t have gotten slapped]

*Thats usually how a lot of people get…

*The cat offers preventionary measures, not real time insurance. That costs more.*

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gloirecherie:

theheartofeurope:

blauekornblume:

gloirecherie:

{ so she kissed her ex-husband } { and now she’s in a corner regreting it }

image

[we’ve all kissed people we regret]

*Tell me about it-*

Its /frustrating/

What is, darling? *Only mildly paying attention.*

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blauekornblume:

theheartofeurope:

blauekornblume:

[we’ve all kissed people we regret]

*Tell me about it-*

[listen here, you. If some people hadn’t sent out mixed signals, some of us wouldn’t have gotten slapped]

*Thats usually how a lot of people get slapped, babe.*

[Most people who try to kiss people who clearly don’t want kisses should be slapped. Poor, highly confused women who don’t understand female subtle hints should be told off]

*Or just given a book.*
*Nat has a cat that offers lessons in subtlty.*

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Tags »  #girls-  

blauekornblume:

[we’ve all kissed people we regret]

*Tell me about it-*

[listen here, you. If some people hadn’t sent out mixed signals, some of us wouldn’t have gotten slapped]

*Thats usually how a lot of people get slapped, babe.*

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blauekornblume:

gloirecherie:

{ so she kissed her ex-husband } { and now she’s in a corner regreting it }

image

[we’ve all kissed people we regret]

*Tell me about it-*

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Tags »  #whoops-  

Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

(Source: midknights)

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Tags »  #problems im p sure the baltics and scandinavians have  #cuddly seals  #the horror  
girl-in-the-band25:

skullgrin:

lastchance-lastdance-girl:

hobgoblinhero:

nkfr:

oolongearlgrey:

rozurizo:

stegomastodon:

darktemplarfromhell:

That….is sick

For the person who wants to kill the shit out of somebody.

The knife is in case I don’t kill you with the six bullets first.

the Apache Revolver, ladies and gentlemen

What the shit?

I want it, does it come in turquoise? 

Does it come in red? Because that would match my boots and mask sooo nicely.

IT’S A KNIFUCKLEGUN.

^^^^ accurate description

girl-in-the-band25:

skullgrin:

lastchance-lastdance-girl:

hobgoblinhero:

nkfr:

oolongearlgrey:

rozurizo:

stegomastodon:

darktemplarfromhell:

That….is sick

For the person who wants to kill the shit out of somebody.

The knife is in case I don’t kill you with the six bullets first.

the Apache Revolver, ladies and gentlemen

What the shit?

I want it, does it come in turquoise? 

Does it come in red? Because that would match my boots and mask sooo nicely.

IT’S A KNIFUCKLEGUN.

^^^^ accurate description

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The thoughts that come often unsought, and, as it were, drop into the mind, are commonly the most valuable of any we have, and therefore should be secured, because they seldom return again.

 John Locke, letter to Samuel Bold, May 16, 1699 (via historical-nonfiction)

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