The Jaded Belarus
My name is Natalia and I have the pleasure of being the country of Belarus. Welcome.

{ Hi there! I was the Heart of Europe on gaia, but I missed playing her so, I brought my Natasha to tumblr! Please don't let Scary-chan deter you! I would LOVE to rp! :D }
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caterjunes:

"can i come in?"

"i don’t know, can you?”

cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry

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theheartofeurope:

theheartofeurope:

theheartofeurope:

Yes, America. After hundreds of years of my cold heartless spite for the other gender I have seen the light. I will no longer detach penises from their bodies in the night as I used to do, I am forever changed. Thank you for…

*She couldn’t even control her face at the amount of dissuasion she felt. Good Lord, was he even real? And even worse, she just had this sort of repulsion reflex. She was taking her hand back meanwhile, conguring up a nasty sneer.*
Ugh, enough of that. You’re making a fool of yourself. Let’s be serious here, I highly doubt you care any thing about whether or not I get to heaven. Which to be honest, I’d probably wouldn’t even get to the gate. Secondly, what ‘door’? You really think a few women in a metal can will change practically all of recorded human history? Please…

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blauekornblume:

theheartofeurope:

So what do you think now. *More of a command than a question than any thing.*

I think I’ve offended you too much, right now

Do you even know why? Do you even care to know why? Or are you going to continue with this assumption that I am an unappreciative bitch? I know I give off that air, among other things, but I /had/ hoped as my friend you wouldn’t think that.
Or is this just an exercise in charity for you? I can oblige on my end and you can take it all back for what I care.

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theheartofeurope:

theheartofeurope:

Yes, America. After hundreds of years of my cold heartless spite for the other gender I have seen the light. I will no longer detach penises from their bodies in the night as I used to do, I am forever changed. Thank you for helping me see the light….

*Did he just seriously take her hand right now is the question, and she was just… So done. So utterly done-*
Are you serious right now?

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blauekornblume:

theheartofeurope:

Flattering. *She still didn’t seem to get it. She sighed, setting the jar down on the table with a thud, probably harder than she anticipated but at this point she was actually quite heated. It didn’t matter.*

If you think your gifts won’t be appreciated, why give them in the first place?

I thought you’d appreciate the thought. You wore them, so I thought that meant you liked them, so I kept giving them. It was only at first when I was really worried

So what do you think now. *More of a command than a question than any thing.*

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theheartofeurope:

Yes, America. After hundreds of years of my cold heartless spite for the other gender I have seen the light. I will no longer detach penises from their bodies in the night as I used to do, I am forever changed. Thank you for helping me see the light. *With the deadest of…

*Oh dear God he was taking her seriously-*
I live for an eternty, honestly, I could change my mind tomorrow, it would not matter. You know this, don’t you?

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theheartofeurope:

*Getting to her admit that she still wanted more from her would be a feat. Albiet, Nat actually hadn’t gotten that far in to her analysis. She just needed her to know that she actually didn’t appreciate being seen in that light from someone who was supposed to be her…

Flattering. *She still didn’t seem to get it. She sighed, setting the jar down on the table with a thud, probably harder than she anticipated but at this point she was actually quite heated. It didn’t matter.*
If you think your gifts won’t be appreciated, why give them in the first place?

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rose-in-a-fisted-glove:

theheartofeurope:

rose-in-a-fisted-glove:

theheartofeurope:

rose-in-a-fisted-glove:

theheartofeurope:

theheartofeurope:

theheartofeurope:

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theheartofeurope:

rose-in-a-fisted-glove:

[Sneers] What happened to good old family values? Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

The…

You were a sexist. *She repeated. Honestly, the longer he went on…*

*He nods enthusiastically* I was! I’m not proud of it now of course but I thought it only right then. Sometimes we don’t realize how wrong we are. I’ve seen the truth and I love my sisters as much as my brothers. They can be doctors, lawyers, judges, and even astronauts! 

Astronauts you say. *He doesn’t even realize how he sounds is the thing-*

*Look at that hair flop around as he nods again. Boy has no clue* Astronauts and military officers. No door is closed! They’re even considering making all female submarines now. 

*She had such a temptation to rest her hand over his mouth and gently tell him to stop talking. She was over whelmed. She just bowed her head and covered her face, sweet savior in heaven-*

*He smiles more softly this time and moves closer conspiratorially* You see, even a sinner can change his ways if he tries. It’s no different with you. Have faith, you’re strong enough to change.  

Yes, America. After hundreds of years of my cold heartless spite for the other gender I have seen the light. I will no longer detach penises from their bodies in the night as I used to do, I am forever changed. Thank you for helping me see the light. *With the deadest of deadpans.*

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captainimaginary:

mapsontheweb:

Which country last (successfully) invaded you?

Love that Sweden gets just a questionmark like “what? it’s all good?”

captainimaginary:

mapsontheweb:

Which country last (successfully) invaded you?

Love that Sweden gets just a questionmark like “what? it’s all good?”

(Source: reddit.com)

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theheartofeurope:

I do seem to be the sort, don’t I? I am a relic of the Soviet Era, lacking any sort of financial and political capital. Of course I would peddle away any small gift given to me. *She was not giving Lu another jar because she needed to sit and think about what’s being said…

*Getting to her admit that she still wanted more from her would be a feat. Albiet, Nat actually hadn’t gotten that far in to her analysis. She just needed her to know that she actually didn’t appreciate being seen in that light from someone who was supposed to be her friend. She certainly got enough misconception and shade from everyone else and at some point she had to draw the line on her self degregation.*

*She didn’t answer her right away. She was giving her one hard look.*
-Do you really feel like I would discard something that someone prepared to give to me? I don’t get gifts that often.

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